Firstly and Secondly

Firstly :  This is what happens to folding chairs when a vacuum cleaner  is placed on them in an effort for the brush hose to reach all the way to the ceiling fan, and the owner of said vacuum cleaner is unaware that the brush roller continues to run until it is manually turned off, as apposed to a vacuum that would not run its brush roller unnecessarily while the hose is being utilized.
I understand that this is entirely my fault and not the vacuum cleaners...however i am still angry, and wanted to share my story with the world to prevent another tragic occurrence such as this. (Thank goodness we don't have nice chairs...)

Secondly: I would like to welcome back my Sister and Brother in-law from their Honeymoon.
Welcome back Dorothy and Josh!!!
(I would have posted a picture of the two of you, but apparently we didn't take any of those.)

Thirdly: Frankly I don't have time for a thirdly right now, but let Firstly be a lesson unto you!

~Christie